ruby-faker 1.6.6-1 / usr / share / rubygems-integration / all / gems / faker-1.6.6 / lib / faker / hacker.rb

#Port of http://shinytoylabs.com/jargon/
module Faker
  class Hacker < Base
    flexible :hacker

    class << self
      def say_something_smart
        phrases.sample
      end

      def abbreviation;  fetch('hacker.abbreviation'); end
      def adjective;     fetch('hacker.adjective'); end
      def noun;          fetch('hacker.noun'); end
      def verb;          fetch('hacker.verb'); end
      def ingverb;       fetch('hacker.ingverb'); end

      def phrases
         [ "If we #{verb} the #{noun}, we can get to the #{abbreviation} #{noun} through the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!",
           "We need to #{verb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!",
           "Try to #{verb} the #{abbreviation} #{noun}, maybe it will #{verb} the #{adjective} #{noun}!",
           "You can't #{verb} the #{noun} without #{ingverb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!",
           "Use the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}, then you can #{verb} the #{adjective} #{noun}!",
           "The #{abbreviation} #{noun} is down, #{verb} the #{adjective} #{noun} so we can #{verb} the #{abbreviation} #{noun}!",
           "#{ingverb} the #{noun} won't do anything, we need to #{verb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!".capitalize,
           "I'll #{verb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}, that should #{noun} the #{abbreviation} #{noun}!"
           ]
      end
    end

  end
end