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If you suspect that this message may have been intercepted or amended,
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30 day money back guarantee minus shipping, 10% restocking charge, and 7%
cancellation charge.
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98% lean.
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All rights reserved.
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All celebrity voices impersonated.
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All international orders must be accompanied by payment in U. S. funds.
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All models over 18 years of age.
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All names listed are proprietary trademarks of their respective corporations.
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Allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery.
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Always wear your seat belt.
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Any reproduction or redistribution of the Software not in accordance with the
License Agreement is expressly prohibited by law, and may result in severe
civil and criminal penalties.
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Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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Apply only to affected area.
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Approved for veterans.
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As seen on TV.
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At participating locations only.
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Available while quantities last.
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Availability is limited.
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Avoid contact with eyes.
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Avoid contact with skin.
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Batteries not included.
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Best if used before date on carton.
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Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
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Beware of dog.
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Blackout restrictions apply.
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Blend until smooth.
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Booths for two or more.
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Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
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Buckle up!
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Call for details.
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Call toll free number before digging.
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Check here if tax deductible.
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Check your local listings.
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Cleanse area thoroughly before applying.
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Close cover before striking.
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Closed weekends and holidays.
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Colors may fade.
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Colors may fade in time.
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Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car and may
cause health problems.
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Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
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Contains no artificial colors or ingredients.
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Contents may settle during shipment.
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May cause drowsiness.
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Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
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Contest void where prohibited by law.
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Danger: do not shake.
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Dealer prices may vary.
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Do not try this at home.
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Do not flush.
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These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
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Substantial risk of electric shock.
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Does not include installation.
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Do not apply to broken skin.
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Do not attempt this in your home.
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Do not cut switchbacks.
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Do not disturb.
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Do not drink and drive.
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Do not dry clean.
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Do not exceed recommended dosage.
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Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
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Do not incinerate: contents under pressure.
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Do not open shrink-wrap until you have read and agreed to the conditions
contained within.
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Do not pick the flowers.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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Do not stamp.
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Do not use if foil seal is broken.
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Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy machinery.
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Do not write below this line.
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Do not write in this space.
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Driver does not carry cash.
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Serving suggestion.
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Made with real ingredients.
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Drop in any mailbox.
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Dry clean only.
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Edited for television.
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Employees and their families are not eligible.
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Employees must wash hands before returning to work.
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Exact change only.
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Falling rock.
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Federal law prohibits dispensing without a prescription.
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Filmed before a live audience.
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First pull up, then pull down.
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For best results, follow directions carefully.
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For external use only.
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For internal use only.
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Formatted to fit your screen.
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For office use only.
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For off-road use only.
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For recreational use only.
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For reservations, call your travel agent.
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Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
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From concentrate.
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If condition persists, consult your physician.
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If not completely satisfied, return for full refund of purchase price.
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If rash develops, discontinue use.
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List current at time of printing.
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If redness or swelling develop, consult physician promptly.
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Illegally parked cars will be towed at owner's expense.
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In specially marked packages only.
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Inspired by a true story.
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Keep away from edge.
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Keep away from fire or flame.
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Keep cool.
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Keep cool; process promptly.
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Keep hands and feet away from moving parts at all times.
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Keep out of reach of children.
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Keep out of the sunlight.
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Keep refrigerated.
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Keep this and all chemicals out of the reach of children.
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Limitations on coverage and remedies apply.
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Limited delivery area.
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Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
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List at least two alternate dates.
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List each check separately by bank number.
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List was current at time of printing.
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Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
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Many suitcases look alike.
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May be too intense for some viewers.
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May explode if improperly recharged.
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May not be reproduced, in whole or in part, by any means, mechanical or
electronic, except for brief excerpts for the purpose of inclusion in reviews.
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Membership dues are not refundable.
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Merchandise can be shipped only upon receipt of payment.
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Might not be suitable for persons suffering from weak hearts.
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Minimum charge for booths.
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Misuse may cause suffocation.
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Monitor not included.
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Motorized vehicles only.
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Must be over 18.
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Must be over 21.
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Must be under 48 inches in height.
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New customers only.
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Licensed and bonded.
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No alcohol, dogs or horses.
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No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
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No animals were injured.
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Monitored by the American Human Association.
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No campfires allowed.
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Do not use or store near heat or open flame.
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Will stain.
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Disposable, use only once.
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Causes moderate eye irritation.
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No Canadian coins.
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No foreign coins.
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No lifeguard on duty.
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No motorized vehicles allowed.
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No other warranty expressed or implied.
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No passes accepted for this engagement.
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No passing.
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No passing zone.
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No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
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No purchase necessary.
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No running on pool deck.
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No shirt, no shoes, no service.
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No solicitors.
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No stopping or standing.
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Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
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Not a flying toy.
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Celebrity voices impersonated.
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Not exactly as shown.
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Not for human consumption.
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Not from concentrate.
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No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
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May contain nuts.
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Not recommended for children.
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Not responsible for lost or stolen articles.
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Not responsible for merchandise left over 30 days.
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Not responsible for typographical errors.
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Not valid with other offers or specials.
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Other restrictions may apply.
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May not be combined with other discounts.
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Obey all traffic laws.
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Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
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Offer limited to residents of the contiguous United States.
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Offer may end without notice.
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Offer void where prohibited by law.
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One size fits all.
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Opened for inspection.
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Orders subject to approval.
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Package sold by weight, not volume.
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Pass with care.
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Pay toll ahead.
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Penalty for private use.
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Place stamp here.
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Please come again.
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Please read the prospectus carefully before you invest or send money.
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Please recycle.
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Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
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Portions not affecting outcome have been edited for broadcast.
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Positively no smoking.
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Postage will be paid by addressee.
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Post no bills.
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Post office will not deliver without proper postage.
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Prerecorded for this time zone.
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Prevent forest fires.
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Price does not include taxes.
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Prices higher in Alaska and Hawaii.
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Prices subject to change without notice.
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Printed on recycled paper.
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Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
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Process promptly.
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Professional driver on closed track.
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Management is not responsible for loss or damage.
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Professional sample - not for sale.
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Protect from light.
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Read terms and conditions.
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Read the fine print.
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Reapply as necessary.
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Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
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Replace with same type.
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Restaurant package, not for resale.
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Results are not typical.
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Results vary by individual.
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Returns for store credit only.
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Sales tax applies.
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Sanitized for your protection.
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See label for sequence.
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See other side for additional listings.
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See store for details.
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Sell by date stamped on bottom.
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Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope.
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Shading within a garment may occur.
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Shake well before using.
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Shipping not included.
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Show night or time may vary in your market.
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Shut off engine before fueling.
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Sign here without admitting guilt.
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Simulated picture.
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Slippery when wet.
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Some assembly required.
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Some equipment shown is optional.
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Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification
purposes only.
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Some optional equipment shown.
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Some restrictions may apply.
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Some settling may occur.
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Some stirring may be necessary to achieve proper consistency.
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Space is limited.
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Special engagement; no discounts, passes or coupons accepted.
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Specifications subject to change without notice.
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Stay on the trail.
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Stay seated until bus comes to a complete stop.
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Stop ahead.
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Store in a cool place.
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Subject to change without notice.
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Holiday and other blackout periods apply.
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Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
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Swim at your own risk.
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Tax and title extra.
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Tax, title, tag, and dealer handling not included.
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The inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement of the site.
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The Surgeon General has determined that cigarette smoking is hazardous to your
health.
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This bag is recyclable.
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This end up.
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This is not an offer to sell securities.
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This space intentionally left blank.
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This supersedes all previous notices.
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Times approximate.
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To avoid suffocation, keep away from children.
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To order, call toll-free.
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To reduce printing costs, we have sent you only the forms you may need based on
what you filed last year.
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Touch tone phones only.
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Truckers welcome.
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Turn off engine while fueling.
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Use at own risk.
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Used with permission.
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Use extra care when cleaning on stairs.
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Use in well-ventilated area.
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Use of software is governed by the terms of the end user license agreement.
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Use only as directed.
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Use only in a well-ventilated area.
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Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
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Do not use if printed inner seal is broken or missing.
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Use other side for additional listings.
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Views expressed may not be those of the sponsor.
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Void where prohibited by law.
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We make our mailing list available to selected organizations.
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While supplies last.
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You must be present to win.
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You need not be present to win.
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Your canceled check is your receipt.
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Your compliance with all terms and conditions, expressed and implied, is
automatic upon viewing.
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Your daily dietary values may be higher or lower depending on your caloric
needs.
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Your financial institution may impose additional fees and charges.
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Your mileage may vary.
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